Robots

Robot of the Day: January 26

Crouching next to the dead body for a closer look, the robot remarked “This is an old body. Several years since this particular antenna design was last used. And there’s no obvious signs of damage.”
I surveyed the scene. “Why is there even a dead body here? How could this happen?”
The other robot replied “This is an exceedingly rare event. And the environment hints at potentially anomalous circumstances.”
I looked into the gloom farther down the tunnel, suddenly wanting to be outside in the light.

Robots

Robots of the Day: SnarkBots!

Meet the SnarkBots. These guys have a stated goal of introducing “rigidly defined areas of ambivalency.” Or something like that. I didn’t quite catch what they said— I was distracted by the ridiculous smiles they had spray painted just below their eyes. Is this robot comedy?
These buttons will be available at our next event, local retail outlet, and eventually our on-line store.

Robots

Robot of the Day: January 12

Just as all “big things” happen, there was no preface, no hints, at what perception-altering event lay ahead. One moment the dry, dusty emptiness of the tunnel system, and then, in a shallow alcove, evidence of an entirely unknown facet of the robots’ existence. The edge of the map had been unfolded to reveal a terrible landscape.